Saturday, April 10, 2010

In the Garden--Wit by Jackson

Jackson has been full of himself lately and coming up with some doozies!!  Recently he emptied a small fluoride bottle that he received at the dentist and filled it with water.  He told Jordan, "It's really water, but I'm pretending it's moonshine!"  Maybe too many cowboy and frontier movies, you think?

For years he has cuddled with me and told me that I am "comforble" (comfortable).  I do have a little extra padding, but if my boy likes me this way...well!!  However, he recently told Jordan he is not going to marry a fat wife.  Jordan replied, "What kind of woman are you going to marry? "   Jackson's response?  "A supple woman."  What?!!

I have been going over the book of Genesis with Jackson using The Child's Story Bible by Vos.   We had finished the first few chapters and I asked him for a narration.  It went something like this:
God made Adam and Eve and told them not to eat from the tree of good and evil.  The devil made them eat the apple and then they got n*ked!

Upon completing a recent visit to our parts, a certain national homeschool/family discipleship leader told my husband, "My, we have some work to do!"  Yes, sir, we do!!


Amy said...

That narration left me ROTFL!! Love it! Thank God for 5 year old boys :)

Gurtrude said...

Oh my gosh! That is hilarious! lol

Amongchosen said...

Hannah (Gertrude) was fussing about something this morning & Macrae looked at her & said, "Don't get your panties in a wad." I didn't know that was on the movie, "The Blind Side," but he & the children heard it. I thought it was funny he was able to apply it.

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